The Return of The Crazy Demon Chapter 3

Episode 3. Tell the leader you’re sorry.

Gwangmyeongjwasa said with a sour expression.

“Originally, it was only called a holy relic, but how did you know the name Heavenly Jade?”

“Did I just run away for three days and nights? “On the way, I ate, pooped, recited a poem, tortured my subordinates, went boating, and had a great time.”

Master Gwangmyeong suddenly said while glaring at his subordinates waiting behind him.

“Can’t you endure that kind of torture?”

“Your subordinates should also know what this is. I didn’t know exactly. “I need to know what this is before I die.”

Master Gwangmyeongjwa responded in a low tone.

“… … Gwangmaya, it is a special elixir made only for the religious leader to take. If someone else takes it, their limbs will melt, so don’t even dream about it. “It was made with a lot of effort, so it has to be taken back.”

“Stop telling lies with that open mouth. Do I look like a naive Namgung Se to Sojeo? I see myself as a woman who only shows the man’s face. “You perverted bastard.”

“Even if I tell you the truth, you won’t believe me. It was nicknamed a holy relic because the religious leader would take it. “Trust me.”

“That’s strange. If this is an elixir, wouldn’t it be right for the old sect leader to take it before entering the closing training?”

“There are circumstances in the world. “There is a certain order to the master’s martial arts training.”

“How did you make it? “It appears to have been manufactured through magic rather than a naturally occurring elixir.”

“If I tell you, will you give it to me?”

Instead of answering, I looked into the eyes of Master Gwangmyeong.

“no.”

Since I was aware of the evil deeds committed by the Demonic Cult, I was able to roughly figure out how it was created.

Moreover, even now, the color of Heavenly Jade changes frequently. It was as if the extremely positive energy and the extreme negative energy were mixed inside, and the color was constantly changing depending on the surrounding temperature or sunlight.

To put it bluntly, it is the Taegeuk symbol.

To put it in Maqiao style, it is reverse Taegeuk.

Since the elixir contains Taegeuk, it also means that it is not an ordinary elixir.

I thought that if this fell into the hands of the cult leader, it would not be surprising if the river was destroyed.

‘Shit… … The real Murim Alliance should give me a knight award. ‘You bastards.’

I stated what I expected.

“Ah, I understand. I guess I’m a genius. Let me guess. This may be the reason why they often attacked clans and fought local wars with groups such as the Murim Alliance. I don’t know how, but you extracted the essence of living warriors and put it into this. It must not have been easy for you to make this. “It would have had to be created by evenly extracting the extreme yang and extreme yin energy.”

While speaking, I realized the cult leader’s intention.

“It will be more effective only if the person taking it is of yin-yang lag, or the state of dantian is balanced by extreme yang and extreme yin energy. Oh, so you did lung tube training? Is there something wrong with what I said? Or the old religious leader was trying to use it for the Great Law of changing the body.”

The elixir will be more effective if taken in a new body.

Master Gwangmyeong smiled while listening to my story.

“I thought this guy was just a stupid lunatic.”

“It was nothing.”

“Think what you want. “Even if I knew the truth, it wouldn’t be more precious than your life.”

“That’s true.”

“You’re not a Yin-Yang retard, so give it to me.”

“If the religious leader takes this, he will have no rival in the world. I’m still strong enough to be dissatisfied, but how much stronger can I become? I can’t give it. “That is the path of a charlatan that I am walking alone.”

It was meant to be funny, but Master Zuo didn’t laugh at all.

“… … .”

This is why Magyo and I are not compatible.

Master Gwangmyeong continued to glare at me.

I guess I’m really scared because I feel like if I fight, I’ll quickly fall into a state of disrepair.

Actually, it was bothersome for me to be classified as disabled.

What kind of idiot in the world would like cliffs? Unless there is a miracle waiting underneath.

Then, in this situation, the right answer would be for Master Gwangmyeong to take the most annoying action.

Since I was already seriously injured, I swallowed the heavenly jade without much thought.

As Cheonok went down the esophagus with a gulping sound, Zuosha’s face turned pale.

He said while savoring the taste of heaven.

“It’s unexpectedly sweet. It has a soft peach flavor and a very refreshing aftertaste. Did you mix peaches in it to make it easier for the old cult leader to eat? Hahahaha.”

The eyes of Master Gwangmyeong and his subordinates widened. To put it a little exaggeratedly, everyone looked like they were on the verge of fainting. Master Gwangmyeong slightly stuttered his words while pointing at me.

“Are you going to eat that?”

I was slightly embarrassed.

“You crazy bastard who said it was an elixir. The elixir is good for the body. I hope the old religious leader’s evil spirit falls on you. do not worry. My subordinates will report exactly what they saw. Or you can kill everyone here with your own hands.”

Master Jwasa stamped his feet and screamed.

“You crazy bastard! “That!”

I deliberately spoke like a fool.

“Maybe I should have given it to the religious leader instead of eating it. But what I’m saying is that it has already disappeared into my stomach. Oh my… … .”

As Cheonok entered my stomach, I felt a little strange. She wasn’t joking, but it was strange that it actually tasted like a big peach.

However, my physical condition also became strange.

I touched my dantian with a frown.

It feels like the Danjeon is forcibly divided into two in an instant.

In the eyes of the demon cultists, my face was becoming increasingly pale.

I was having a strange experience where half of my thoughts were forced to be positive and the other half to be negative. However, because it was not a very painful process, I thought that the holy relic was a holy relic.

Master Gwangmyeongjwasa gritted his teeth and said.

“Kill! no. Capture him alive. “I will grind it alive and give it to the religious leader.”

“Jonmyeong!”

I held out my hand and frowned as if I was going to say something.

“for a moment! You sound like a real name. I have something to say. I feel really uncomfortable. wait. “I guess I’ll have to spit this out again.”

I looked at Mr. Zu with the most serious expression in the world.

When he heard that he could spit it out, the master raised his hand and made his subordinates wait.

“atmosphere!”

Jwasa held his breath.

I continued speaking with a serious expression.

“Danjeon… … .”

“What do you mean by Dantian?”

“Seeing it go back and forth from hot to cool, it looks like I’m going to have diarrhea quickly. “It’s an elixir that doesn’t suit my constitution.”

In fact, when the fart exploded like thunder, even the demonic bastards frowned or blocked their noses.

“… … .”

Master Gwangmyeong said while covering his nose with his hand.

“Spit it out quickly.”

I also spoke while covering my nose with one hand.

“Don’t fuss like a baby. And I didn’t mean to spit it out of her mouth. I took a moment to poop… You guys go down first. “I’m a man who knows manners, so I can’t show him cumming.”

“what?”

I said in a calm tone as I watched Zuosha’s face become increasingly pale.

“Tell the religious leader that you are sorry. Come here later and check my poop. There might be an answer to that shit that could turn into a demon god. Ah, the greatest demonic cult leader of all time who will become the best in the world out of shit will be born. Finally, a man named Gwangma took the biggest poop of all time. “It’s legendary.”

Master Gwangmyeong, who had been listening to me seriously alone, eventually broke the cord of reason and directed his tension towards me.

‘No way!’

I had no choice but to counter the tension of Gwangmyeongjwasa with the tension of Geumgu Soyogong (金龜逍遙功).

A huge palm-shaped flag collided in the air.

Quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Gwangmyeongjwasa was pushed away at an incredible speed, and I was also pushed three or four steps into the vast empty space of Manjajang.

At that moment, I learned for the first time that Gwangmyeongjwasa had learned an extremely cold martial art.

‘This bastard has learned ice skills.’

Although Jwasa was pushed a little further away, my pride was greatly hurt. This is probably because the injury was deep.

I was really embarrassed because falling off the cliff was not in my plan.

Things in this world never go as planned.

Even as I was falling like this, I couldn’t help but burst into laughter as I looked at the magic bridge that was getting farther and farther away.

“Uhahahahaha.”

The sound of my laughter hit the cliff of all obstacles and suddenly rang so loudly that it filled heaven and earth.

Did the laughter get louder because of the peach-flavored Cheonok?

Anyway, the obstacles were truly deep.

Even though I laughed out loud for a while, I was still falling.

* * *

Both legs are fine, and the strange energy of Cheonok is stirring in the Danjeon, so even though I am exhausted, I am quite energetic.

Anyway, this wasn’t what I had planned.

Just before hitting the floor, he used the Crazy Wind Sweep technique to offset the force of the fall, rotated his body three and a half times, and then lightly landed on the ground with both feet.

Landed with a near perfect score.

“Hehehehe.”

Suddenly, I looked up and saw that not only Master Gwangmyeong, but also lowly cultists who seemed sure to die if they fell were jumping without hesitation toward the bottom of all obstacles, that is, me.

Although they were enemies, the sight of them jumping as a group at the command was so cool that I couldn’t help but applaud.

“Wow… … “You crazy bastards.”

A demonic religion is indeed a demonic religion. They were like people who lived and died at the command of a single command. That’s why even the Murim Alliance couldn’t attack the Demon Cult’s main base.

“But half of them will have fractures all over their body.”

In fact, screams filled the entire room. Many people died instantly after crashing into cliffs or protruding rocks.

As I watched those dying in vain, I once again understood Zuo Shi’s words that there is no one in Jianghu who is not afraid of the religious leader.

The Demonic Cult is truly a scary organization.

Of course, their official name is to call themselves Heavenly Demon God Religion.

At this time, the demonic cultists that had filled the sky disappeared in an instant, and even the clouds and the blue sky turned white at once.

“hmm?”

Oh my god, this is happening.

Everything the eye could see was dyed pure white.

There, a man whose face was hard to see due to the strange, brilliant backlight, was floating alone in the air, looking down at me.

Oh my gosh, I never thought I would be so surprised.

What is that guy?

At that moment, I realized that my life and death were in the hands of that man.

* * *

Surprisingly, I couldn’t even hear the wind anymore.

In the silence, as if the world had stopped in an instant, an unidentified man was slowly falling to the ground.

Damn it, what kind of martial arts is that?

It’s amazing that there is a man who can fall from such a high place with his back turned.

When I quickly looked around, I saw that even the bottom of the obstacle had turned into pure white.

Next, a man with an overwhelming presence approached me with his back to me and spoke to me.

“It’s so easy to eat something with soul in it. “You are out of your mind.”

The moment I heard the other person’s voice, I shivered. It was a strange voice that seemed to be well-versed in world affairs and was a mixture of confidence, guts, and dignity typical of a martial artist.

This man was of a different class.

I asked.

“It’s true that you are out of your mind, but who are you?”

Only then was I able to take a closer look at the unidentified man.

The attire was that of a strongman like me, but the attire was long out of fashion. I felt like an absolute master who had popped out of an old painting.

Even the best fighters of the time I had seen had such an overwhelming presence that it seemed difficult to remain sane in front of this man.

I knew quite a bit of information about the strongest men in the world, but the man’s very existence was truly a mystery. There was no man that came to mind.

I just spit out what was on my mind.

“You really are an amazing man.”

I can assure you that I have never given anyone a compliment like this. Martial arts are martial arts, but it was really surprising that a man I didn’t know was in Gangho.

The man responded with a sour expression.

“I’m kind of amazing. You too are holding up well in front of me. It’s brave. By the way, why on earth did you swallow Heavenly Jade? The souls of many masters are trapped in that heavenly prison. They are not noble. “Do you understand up to this point?”

“Who do you think is a fool?”

The man thought for a moment, touching his chin, and then continued speaking.

“Now the souls of those who are not noble have become attached to your soul.”

“hmm?”

“If you sleep, your spirit will wake up, if you eat, they will share the energy contained in the food, and the spirit will also attach to the person you touch. “It will explode to the point where it will be difficult for the internal power to handle it.”

In the meantime, I only chose good words.

‘Oh, I like the inner performance.’

The man continued speaking.

“It means that you are now a living heavenly prison, but at the same time, you have become a half-ghost. “There is no longer any possibility of living well.”

“I’ve never lived a normal life in the first place.”

“Yeah, it looks like it. “I’ve been in trouble several times.”

“How did you know that?”

“If you have time, take a look through the mirror. Are your eyes normal? … . “Coin poisoning is also accompanied by mental illness.”

“Well, what if the religious leader, not me, ate this heavenly jade? “I didn’t eat this because I wanted to, but my priority was to prevent the religious leader from eating it.”

The man grinned.

“Are you saying you ate it out of your own good intentions?”

“exactly.”

It’s true. Somehow, this man seemed to have the ability to detect lies. Because of that, you will know that what I am saying is not a lie.

The man sighed and continued speaking.

“It’s true. Heavenly jade is something that goes against nature. If the religious leader had taken this, I would have destroyed the religious leader and then personally taken responsibility for the crime of involvement in the royalties. But things don’t go as expected.”

What’s going on in the world is so scary.

Something happened that even this great man could not have expected.

The man continued speaking.

“Even so, those spirits must go into exile. In that way, each person will be divided into the world after death based on their past life mistakes. “It has to be that way, because there are a lot of people who have lived pretty good lives who are locked up.”

“What should I do? It sounds like they are telling me, who is still alive, to die quickly. I can’t do that. Rather, please take me to the religious leader. I think I can close my eyes in peace if I at least hang out with that old bastard. “After killing the cult leader, I will turn myself in.”

The man smiled and answered.

“Don’t be silly.”

“Did you get caught? “You’re quick-witted.”

“Anyway, do you mean you hate the cult leader so much?”

“What can I say?”

“why?”

“Why? The religious leader does not see people as people. My lifelong wish was to beat the cult leader to death. “If the leader asked me why, he would tell me just one thing.”

I held up a finger.

But it seemed like the man already knew the answer I was going to give.

The man responded to my words.

“You don’t see people as people?”

I nodded while making eye contact with the man.

“That’s it. And that was the whole reason why I wanted to kill the cult leader.”

The man crossed his arms and smiled slightly.

“That’s a good reason.”

“A good reason?”

I looked at the man blankly. Strangely enough, he was a man with whom I could communicate quietly. I didn’t believe it right away, but I felt like this man was something close to God.

The man uncrossed his arms and sighed as if he had resigned himself to something, then pointed his finger at me and said:

“Isaha… … .”

My eyes widened.

‘You even know my name?’

The man continued speaking.

“This is the last time for the Dong-A line. Don’t let heaven swallow you again. After this, I won’t be able to help you because I’m also being punished. Whatever the outcome, I will treat you with good will. This is the best choice and will be the best gift I can give you. “I bless you.”

The man extended a hand towards me.

In the meantime, I wondered if I was going to die from the man’s tension.

Given the circumstances, it probably wasn’t.

Then, while I was wondering what kind of nonsense this was, the moment I was engulfed in the light extending from the man’s hand, my five senses disappeared in an instant.

‘uh?’

It seems like my consciousness is about to break.

.

.

.

Is he dead?

It felt like my whole body was falling apart, but there was no pain.

My soul whispered to me just before I lost consciousness.

I don’t want to die yet.

Oh my… … .

I have never met a beautiful woman… … .

Shit… … !

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