The Return of The Crazy Demon Chapter 6

6. Jokes and serious jokes

A series of unordered snacks were brought out, and at the end, alcohol appeared sealed with a red band.

“What is that?”

A woman in her late twenties whom I saw for the first time responded with a bright smile.

“It’s a superb Dugangju.”

“article par excellence? that’s right?”

“sure. “I’ll pour you a drink.”

I answered while taking the glass of Dugangju that the woman had opened.

“Surely you won’t play with Jeomsoy with alcohol? “It smells so strong?”

The woman’s face stiffened slightly at the word Jeomsoy. She said as the woman struggled to maintain her composure.

“Why would we play around with alcohol? Absolutely not. “Is there a child you are looking for?”

“Yes. Chaehyang. “You know?”

Probably there is.

“You know. However, Chae-hyang has a prior engagement, so I will look into it and come back.”

“I’m busy. “It only takes a moment.”

“sure. The busiest. “If Chae-hyang can’t do it, would you be okay with another child?”

“It’s not okay.”

“I will serve you drinks, and when Chaehyang is free, I will bring her. “There are so many customers who want to hear at least one song from Chaehyang.”

“I don’t want to listen to the song, I just need Chaehyang to come by for a moment. “By the way, I don’t think you know who I am.”

“Who are you? “I mostly stay here.”

He said while pointing his finger at my eyes.

“I can not see?”

“Are you bruised?”

“Jeomsoi, the famous Jaha Gaekjan, is saving money like a miser just to sleep with Chaehyang. “That’s me.”

“iced coffee… … . So it was a bit noisy downstairs for a while.”

The expression of the woman managing the floor changed every moment. Her eyes narrowed, and a feeling of mockery took over her eyes.

“That day was today. But do you really want to see Chaehyang?”

“why? no?”

“I thought Luju would be angry. You got hit a few days ago, right? “I think it meant not to come to Maehwaru and look for Chaehyang. Have you ever thought about this?”

She was a woman who spoke very well in a calm tone.

“Uh, I hadn’t thought about that. “By the way, our middle-aged woman speaks very eloquently.”

“You mean middle-aged? I’m not even 30 yet. And wasn’t it a joke in the first place? I thought it was a joke. I’ll go ahead and tell you. please wait for a moment.”

“for a moment! “Did you know it was a joke?”

The woman looked at me blankly and nodded.

“yes.”

“Then why did I get hit?”

“Maybe you got hit because you were joking.”

When the woman smiled, a deep dimple appeared on one cheek.

I pointed at the woman with my finger.

“That’s a woman who pretends to be an obnoxious woman.”

“Please look at it kindly. just joke.”

The joke was treated as a serious joke, but I was even told that it was actually a joke.

The meaning of words changes frequently and arbitrarily.

This is why words are scary.

* * *

After the women I had been chatting with disappeared, I smelled the scent of Dugangju.

They said it was a top quality Dugang wine, but it was of a quality that was below par. However, look at the mentality of trying to get the price of a good product.

Jokes are treated as serious, and fakes are treated as real.

This is generally what people who live according to their own convenience do.

“Are you kidding me from the first drink?”

This is by no means a top-notch Dugangju.

How dare you play a drinking prank on Jeomsoi of the guesthouse… … .

This is how Kangho’s duty fell.

I filled the glass with Sampoom Dugangju, which was dripping with a gurgling sound, and then drank it. As the third glass of alcohol went down my throat, I heard pounding footsteps in the hallway.

It seems that the rumor that Jahagaekjan Jeomsoy visited Maehwaru has finally reached the ears of those who participated in the assault.

There was rough emotion in the steps.

Grumble!

The door opened, and as soon as someone checked me, they started swearing.

“야, 이 개새끼야. Where are you coming from? “Are you crazy?”

I let out a sigh.

No, is it so wrong for Jeomsoi to come to Giru?

Why do you keep giving up your good name and becoming an asshole?

Still, seeing as they didn’t curse their parents, I thought they were definitely better kids than the monkeys of the Demonic Cult.

I checked the man’s face.

I know his face and his name. This is because I have figured out the identity of the guy who hit me as a habit, both in the past and now.

He said while gesturing for the man named Dong-gwak to come in.

“Why are you doing this when I say I’m going to pay for a drink with my own money? Come in. “I’ll give you a drink.”

The man was at a loss for words right away.

It would be worth it.

I couldn’t help but find it absurd that the guy who got beaten up a few days ago came to me and spoke informally, made rude hand gestures, and even offered me a drink.

A guy named Dong-gwak came in and sat down across from me.

“Did this kid eat something wrong today?”

“I ate bibimbap.”

“what?”

As I poured Dugangju, Dong-gwak held the glass and said,

“Anyway, just drink this and leave quietly. “Before it gets too big.”

After pouring Du Gangju, I spoke to Dong-Gwak.

“Dongkwak, you bastard.”

When I called out to him with a mix of informal language and swear words, Dong-gwak lifted his butt and swung his right hand, aiming for my cheek.

I grabbed Dong-gwak’s hand with my left hand and placed it on the table. At the same time, I stuck the chopsticks I had picked up into the back of his hand.

Sigh!

“Ugh.”

“Oh, I’m sorry. “Why are the chopsticks so sharp?”

Actually, I had no intention of doing this.

It was an instinctive reaction that came from living unmanned for a long time.

It took a moment for the guy named Dong-gwak to understand the situation. Even while his expression was distorted, he tried to figure out what was going on.

Only then did I take out the sickle and tap the chopsticks stuck on the back of my hand.

Tap, tap.

“A puncture on the back of the hand can be healed, but there is nothing that can be done about a cut on the wrist. “I’ll cut it for you.”

“Oh, don’t do it.”

“don’t do it?”

“Stop.”

He pointed at Donggwak with his sickle.

“I’m going to drink quietly and see it for a while. “If I meet Chaehyang, will Maehwaru be ruined?”

At this time, the door flew open again and the person in question, Chaehyang, appeared and looked at what was happening around the table.

“Brother Dong-gwak, get out. “I’m here.”

I looked at Chaehyang.

‘long time no see.’

It was only here that she was rumored to be quite pretty, but since we had seen all the women like Jeilmi in Jungwon, Chaehyang now seemed like a girl in the countryside who trusted only her face and behaved harshly.

Judging by the anger on his face, it looked like he had been ordered to go in and take money for drinks.

However, since Donggwak couldn’t move, I kindly took out his chopsticks for him.

“Ugh.”

When the blood spurted from the back of my hand and into the air along with a scream, I held out my glass and captured the blood accurately.

It is a meaningless action.

But it had meaning to Dong-gwak.

As he left without saying a word, covering the hole in his hand, Chaehyang sat across from him as if he was changing shifts.

As soon as I saw Chaehyang, I couldn’t help but smile.

“Why are you laughing?”

It was Chaehyang’s irritated question.

Who would have thought that he would do the same thing to this courtesan as he did to the Master of the Demonic Cult.

“When you want to laugh, you should laugh. why? “Does Jeomsoi have to manage his facial expressions even when he comes to a place like this?”

“Is this situation funny?”

“Oh, that’s funny.”

“Why did you make Dongguk brother’s hands look like that? Do you think Brother Seongtae or Master Rouju will stay still?”

“Will the men of Ilyang County stay still? “I won’t stay still.”

“I’ll tell you with that in mind. Since I came here, I have already made more money. The price of alcohol is also quite expensive because it is Dugang Liquor. And I think I’ll have to pay for Dongguk’s brother’s medical treatment as well. Just pay the money and go back. “I’m saying this with you in mind.”

Why on earth is he so angry?

“Don’t tinkle. “I know how much money I have.”

“There isn’t much. “The rumor spread that the noodles were not tasty.”

Laughter flowed out of my mouth.

“I don’t know why you’re so popular. The face is smooth, but even the thoughts, tone of voice, facial expressions, and eyes. “What can I say about everything?”

“… … .”

I had no intention of threatening such a vulnerable woman, but I conveyed my intentions in a calm tone.

“Don’t show off with a straight face. “You are not worth it.”

Chaehyang’s eyes became round and she got angry like an Amipa singer.

“value? “You told me it was worth it, now?”

“Your way of speaking is uglier than that of any ugly girl who is rumored to be ugly. haha.”

Unexpectedly, Chaehyang burst out laughing at my words.

“No, was it so unfair that you got hit not long ago? You’re throwing away all the money you’ve been saving just to say something like this? Why would I sleep with you in the first place? Even if I bring a bundle of gold and silver treasures, I won’t sleep. Did you think I was a woman who slept with anyone? I’ve never worked here like that before. “Do you think Ye-gi is a woman who sleeps with everyone?”

Chaehyang screamed.

Ah, why was he so angry at me? It seems that there was also something to do with the position of the woman named Chae-hyang.

“Is it a body that is not worthy of all rites and veneration?”

When asked if this meant selling one’s talent but not one’s body, Chae-hyang shook her head.

“Don’t text me.”

“sorry.”

“Anyway, that’s how I lived. “Not all prostitutes are prostitutes.”

I handed out the tofu liquor to Chae-hyang, who was very angry.

“Right. I never thought of her as a woman who sleeps with just anyone. “I’ll give you a drink as an apology.”

When Chaehyang held out a glass, she filled it with alcohol and said,

“I’ll tell you clearly. In the first place, I never said I would save up money and sleep with you. All I wanted to do was listen to one song. Because, as you said, you are Yegi. In fact, even that was meant to be funny in the guest room, but in reality, even that was clearly a joke. I had no intention of doing so in the first place. “I wasn’t in a position to do that.”

“yes? What I heard… … .”

“Don’t stop talking. Perhaps because the joke was funny, it spread more and more. Actually, everyone would have laughed except for you. Since it was a funny thing, it probably spread more and more. But before I knew it, the joke had become a serious joke that I couldn’t change. I guess it’s the wicked power that words have. And I was powerless to turn that seriousness into a joke. This is a case where words can kill a person. “Look into my eyes, I almost lost my eyesight thanks to you.”

It wasn’t something I said to Chaehyang, but was actually a monologue reminiscing about my past.

When I came here and said this, Chaehyang’s expression changed to bewilderment. No matter how much I think about it, it makes sense because I would have felt different.

“drink.”

I shared a glass of Dugangju with Chaehyang like a person without any emotions.

“But saying ‘Mayebulmaesin’ is a joke. I shouldn’t have come into Giru. “The reason I asked you to call me is because this is the end, so get out.”

“yes?”

This time, he spoke again while pouring Doogangju into my glass alone.

“Get out. “Before I grabbed him by the hair and dragged him out.”

Chaehyang suddenly noticed a sickle lying on the table. Then he checked my expression and eyes.

She was a perceptive woman.

“Yes, I understand. But it wasn’t my will to come to Giru.”

“Just saying a bunch of bullshit.”

“It’s real.”

At this time, the sound of Chaehyang’s footsteps and the sound of the men’s pounding footsteps overlapped. Since the back of her colleague’s hand was pierced, other participants in the assault must have been excited to hear the news. Hyangi, having a premonition that a stabbing would soon occur, ran out of her room as if running away.

In no time, three healthy people arrived and roughly opened the door again.

Anyway, why are you so angry?

He looked so happy when he hit me.

A guy named Won Han-yeol asked me.

“Jaha, will that be done with a scythe? From the looks of it, it looks like he came here to die. Couldn’t you have brought at least a long knife? Oh, you didn’t have money to buy a knife?”

The guy next to me also helped.

“Let’s go outside. “If blood splatters here, it’s difficult to clean.”

Without responding, I poured Sampoom Dugangju into a glass and smelled the scent. I suddenly felt like I had become a top-notch Dugangju.

The taste of alcohol also changes depending on the atmosphere.

Anyway, if Jeomsoy continued drinking without responding, it was clear that he would start throwing punches like he did yesterday.

Even as I was downing the dougangju, my gaze was focused on the three people.

Reading the three people’s expressions, it seemed like they were worried about whether or not they should kill me here.

I spoke in a calm tone to the excited guys.

“You’re all confident that you can kill me, right? “Let’s drink some alcohol and then go out.”

Folks, there is absolutely no need to rush.

‘Calm down… … .’

Actually, I thought that if I hit them with a calm mind, the situation would end less cruelly.

If I kill the neighborhood beggars, my hands will only get dirty.

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