The Return of The Crazy Demon Chapter 86

Episode 86 I took a step back for the first time.

Master Gwangmyeong, who was looking at me pointing, had an unlucky smile on his face.

I blinked for a moment.

Master Gwangmyeongjwa whispered something to the beautiful woman next to him, and the two of them looked at me together and laughed. She laughed at me with a woman and got ten for the sixth time. Suddenly, someone came running from where Gwangmyeongjwasa Temple was and asked me.

“Confucius.”

A young servant called me.

“why.”

The servant came close to me and whispered in my ear.

“The Confucius over there invites us to have a drink together. There is one more woman in our group. “It’s a drinking party for both men and women.”

I responded while glaring at the attendant.

“Why me?”

The servant said with a grin.

“I heard you were the most handsome out of all the people watching.”

“Damn.”

When I turned my head, I couldn’t see the woman who was with Master Gwangmyeong. As I stepped back from the crowd of onlookers and looked around like a country bumpkin, Master Gwangmyeong approached me with a woman on either side of me.

Master Gwangmyeong said to me in disbelief.

“Would you like to have a drink together?”

The woman also tried to help.

“Let’s drink together. “Seol, how about you?”

A new woman named Seol-ah looked me up and down and smiled.

“I like it too.”

I thought as I looked at the three people.

‘Crazy bitches.’

Gwangmyeongjwasa said with narrowed eyes.

“There’s nothing to be afraid of. “Because they are good kids.”

It wasn’t much, but it felt like an unusual perversion.

Without even thinking much about it, I realized that Master Gwangmyeong was trying to betray me by relying on his skills, eloquence, and smart mind.

Lee Dae’s drinking party is a mess… … .

I nodded my head to see how Jwasa was playing.

“let’s go.”

Without even saying a word, we sat together with the woman and her children who were eating together with the woman. This is something I didn’t expect either. But the important thing is not the drinking, but the fact that I finally met Mr. Zuo.

* * *

A drinking party was held in an independent space surrounded by a pavilion. Perhaps it was because left pitchers were frequent baserunners, but everything from entering to sitting was very natural.

The women ordered a ton of drinks and snacks. In no time, the drinks and snacks were on the table so that there were no empty seats.

A woman named Seol-ah spoke next to me.

“Take a drink.”

Jwasa asked me.

“Is this your first time here?”

“why?”

“No man here looks at me that long. You wouldn’t know if it were a woman. “We seem to be the same age, so let’s talk comfortably.”

The woman next to Mr. Jwasa introduced the drinking players.

“Brother Mongrang, my name is Sowol (小月), and next to Confucius, my name is Seol-ah (雪兒). “What about Confucius?”

They were all pseudonyms.

“I am Gwangcheol. “He’s Gongcheol’s older brother.”

Seol-ah asked with a puzzled expression.

“Who is Gongcheol?”

The master said while raising his drink.

“Sleep, drink. I also gave a long, useless self-introduction. What good is a name, what good is origin? “When one drinks and gets drunk, the true colors of a man and a woman are revealed.”

Mongrang, Sowol, Seolah, and Gwangcheol also drank alcohol.

I downed my drink as quickly as possible and looked at the expressions and eyes of the three people. But it wasn’t just me who was looking at each other’s expressions, the three of us were also similar.

Looking at the way they were drinking, their breathing and mood, and their upright posture, they all realized that all four of them had mastered martial arts.

Jwasa asked Seol-ah.

“Seol-ah, do you like Gwang-cheol?”

Seol-ah nodded and smiled.

“yes.”

“So how far can we go today?”

“Brother, why are you in such a hurry?”

“ha ha ha.”

I listened to the conversation with my eyes closed for a moment. Was there just a secret word exchanged? As useless nonsense came and went, I drank three glasses non-stop.

I was about to drink my fourth cup in a row when Mr. Jwasa got up and said,

“I’m going to dump some water for a moment. “I need to drink it properly today.”

“Bye.”

When Jwasa went outside, Sowol also spoke to Seol-ah in a shameless tone.

“Let’s go too.”

“is it so.”

I smiled heartily, grabbed Seol-ah’s wrist as she stood up, made her sit down, and said.

“Our Seol-ah, let’s have another drink and go.”

Seol-ah responded with an embarrassed expression.

“yes?”

I said while nodding to Sowol.

“Go first.”

Sowol responded with a stern expression.

“Oh, yes.”

As soon as Sowol disappeared, I glared at Seolah. Seol-ah said with an absurd expression.

“Why are you looking so scary all of a sudden?”

I grabbed the glass and injected it with the energy of the Flame Realm. In no time, the alcohol was boiling like my heart.

“Is this your first time drinking alcohol like this? “I’ll give you a nice drink.”

Seol-ah responded with surprised eyes.

“Oh, I don’t like it.”

Just before Seol-ah got up from her seat, she stretched out her hand and took a series of blood tests.

Crack!

I took out the small medicine container that Mo Yongbaek had given me from my pocket, turned the lid, and lightly mixed the powdered medicine into the bowl.

What is this?

Mo Yong-baek, who said it would be difficult to make poison due to time constraints, showed off his skills and delivered a colorless and odorless anti-diarrheal medicine. Although I also have a lot of experience in the field, this is my first time using colorless and odorless anti-diarrheal medication. Even when mixed with alcohol, the color or smell did not change, so this is the best laxative in the river.

He poured the liquor mixed with Mo Yong-baek’s anti-diarrheal medicine into Seol-ah’s mouth.

“If you don’t want to take the antidote, do whatever you can. Then, you are left behind. okay?”

When I looked at my hands, I saw that the powder I had applied to my face was dirty. After wiping it on Seol-ah’s pretty clothes, he also sprinkled colorless, odorless laxative on Jwasa and Sowol’s drinking glasses.

Only then did Jwasa and Sowol, with somewhat stiff expressions, hurried back. The master sat down and looked at me.

“Why is the atmosphere like this?”

I spoke to Master Zwa in a cold tone.

“Hey, you bastard like gisaeng brother.”

“what?”

“Did you try to make a splash by charging a country bumpkin with alcohol money? Are you a kid? “You pay for the drinks.”

The master of the left smiled heartily and responded.

“What kind of bullshit are you talking about all of a sudden? Maybe it’s because he’s a country bumpkin, but his personality is very twisted. “I never thought I would listen to such cruel words.”

After drinking a glass of alcohol with a displeased look on my face, I secretly revealed a prayer that looked like it would confront Jwasa at any moment.

As I looked at Jwasa and Sowol as if I was going to kill them, Jwasa and Sowol raised their glasses filled with laxatives. In the meantime, the master lowered his eyes and repeatedly checked the color and scent of the liquor before drinking it.

It was only after Jwasa finished drinking that he realized that Seol-ah was in a strange state.

“why are you like this?”

I explained.

“I misunderstood that he was running away, so I took a stab at him.”

Master Zuo also spoke, slowly revealing his personality.

“You did something useless. “Free me.”

I answered while taking a sip of my drink.

“Because I’m a country bumpkin, I didn’t learn how to solve problems. “You solve it.”

Jwasa jumped up, groped Seol-ah’s upper body excessively, and then tapped her in two or three places with his hands. At that moment, “Ack!” came from Seol-ah’s mouth. He heard a sound and fainted on the spot.

Master Zuo looked at me with an expression of bewilderment.

“You really wanted to die. Sowol, you take care of Seol-ah and calculate it. “This guy looks at me funny.”

“Yes, brother.”

The master nodded and said to me.

“You follow me. “There is no use running away.”

I stood side by side with Jwasa for the first time in a long time and ran the bases. Next to me, the master spoke in a calm tone.

“It looks like I came here to hang out, but I’m getting tired of people like you. “Who sent it?”

Sensing that the master’s tone had suddenly become arrogant, he responded.

“Gongcheol sent it.”

“Who is Gongcheol?”

“The guy with the broken arm.”

“ah. “That idiot.”

Jwasa grinned.

Suddenly, the priest who was taking me to a place where there were no people tapped his chest with his hand. As I glanced at him, I saw that Zuosha’s complexion was becoming increasingly pale. Zuo suddenly leapt forward in front of him and stabbed his abdomen here and there with his fingers.

The gentleman turned around and glared at me with murderous eyes.

“Taking poison?”

As I was about to reply, Mr. Jwasa, who had closed the distance in an instant, launched a sharp attack.

puck!

After we clashed, we looked at each other.

Jwasa’s face was already pale. It’s surprising that he accepted his work so casually, but he seems to be getting more and more upset.

I spoke to Master Zwa with a calm expression.

“What you idiot? “Speak up.”

Master Zuo was about to say something to me, but he quickly turned around and ran furiously somewhere.

It was truly an incredible speed.

A strange sound came out of the priest’s mouth.

“uh… … .”

I am not the one to miss the left death.

I followed the left monk like a gust of wind. As soon as I caught up to him, the master turned in the air and held out his double sword. As soon as I saw that the master’s palm had turned white, I struck it back with a sword.

Kwaaaaaaaaaa!

Jwasa, who countered the tension of Yeomgye Daesuiin in the air, used the recoil of the colliding tension to widen the distance, and as soon as he landed on the ground, he quickly disappeared into the alley. I also entered a winding alley like an anthill and moved slowly while listening to the surrounding sounds.

I called Jwasa like a friend I used to hang out with in the alley.

“Mong Lang, do you think I’ll give you time to poop? “It’s impossible.”

If it’s quiet like this, the left warrior will surprise you again at the entrance of the alley. At that moment, ventriloquism was heard, using a trick to hide one’s location.

“What kind of poison is this?”

“I don’t know.”

“The antidote.”

“there is.”

“What do you want?”

I answered while carefully looking down the alley where the moonlight was shining here and there.

“I can’t tell you that.”

As I was turning down an alley, I heard the wind and lowered my head. The master’s fan passed by, shattering the wall.

Pow!

When Zuo Sa’s surprise attack failed, he fled again.

‘I swallowed Mo Yongbaek’s anti-diarrheal medicine. How can I hold on so well?’

At that moment, Mr. Jwasa, who was running away, took a series of pictures of his abdomen with his fingers.

Faba Park!

It looked very painful. The woman turned around while holding her stomach and glared at me with a pale face.

“If you give me the antidote, I’ll spare your life.”

“You crazy bastard, I don’t think I’ll give it to you even if you ask.”

“I say it again. “If you come up with an antidote right now, I’ll let you live.”

I snorted and then answered.

“Poop.”

The monk moved his tongue around in his mouth and roughly took off the white coat he was wearing with an angry look.

I asked.

“What are you doing?”

The master of the left responded with an angry expression, wrapping the white robe around his waist.

“Today is your memorial day.”

The master wrapped the white robe around his waist, smoothed it around, and wrapped it over his pants like a woman’s skirt.

I asked with a mesmerized expression as I watched Zuo-sa’s actions.

“Is it a diaper?”

The master of the throne answered in a cold tone.

“I will just poop, but you die today. antidote? I do not need.”

I am tired of Zuo Sa’s bloody spirit.

Do you have to be like that to survive in the Demonic Cult? Because he is such a vicious person, he must have been able to beat many of the Demonic Cult’s nomads and even take the position of Master.

Jwasa approached me while nodding his head like a crazy person.

“Countryman, are you ready to die? “It’s no use begging now.”

Jwasa, who had thrown away the fan he was holding without any hesitation, was walking a few steps when he heard a crunching sound coming from his lower body.

The master quickly frowned. Master Jwasu, who had declared that he was going to poop, also let out a sigh that I don’t know whether it was embarrassment, lament, or resignation.

“ha.”

I also automatically took a step back.

“no… … .”

As soon as I returned, the first thing that came to mind was the madness of a rival. I heard the sound again, so I kept taking steps backwards without realizing it.

“Don’t come. “You’re a piece of shit.”

Master Zwasa responded with a smile as if he had given up on life.

“How can a man be afraid of a moment of humiliation? come here. “I’ll roll around your poop so much that you won’t be able to tell if it’s my poop or your poop.”

“You bastard.”

The lower part of the left body has already turned yellow-brown. Of course, the color that could not be hidden was spreading from top to bottom while wearing a white coat.

While I was breathing without realizing it, the smell of poop swept over me. Jwasa rushed at me like a thunderbolt.

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bak!

Every time the sound of violent clashing tension erupted, the sounds mixed together.

“… … !”

“… … !”

At least this guy doesn’t belong in Baekdo. If the Baekdo martial arts warrior was tired of his pants while fighting, he would have simply declared his retirement from power and thrown himself into the river, but Jwasa calmly attacked and defended himself even though he smelled like shit.

This calmness, this cool-headedness, this survival instinct, this food… … .

As expected, he was the opponent I was wary of, the number one recruit for Hao-moon, a martial arts genius, a shit-talker, and a top-level expert who had officially added the word “demonic” to his nickname even before he became Master of the Left.

No matter how much experience I have.

I have never competed with an expert who was making a fuss in real time. At that moment, I realized that even Goshingong was completely blocked while I was furiously unfolding the method.

‘That’s absurd.’

I couldn’t possibly step on that poop-covered lower body with my new, pure white shoes. It’s not polite to wear new shoes. Meanwhile, a dizzying smell wafted through me, making me feel dizzy.

I braced myself because I had never seen such a strong shit in my life.

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